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  • Formulated to cleanse your mind and soul
  • A perfect blend of vitamins, herbs and sparkles
  • Tastes waay better than Goatse Begone!

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Fix your brain!

We've all been there. You are innocently Twit-blogging on the Interscape, logging a few hours on Facebook, or checking your e-mail and you click on a link without thinking. Suddenly, you are confronted with an image or video so horribly nauseating it makes your eyes bleed. Whether it be pictures of someone's overstretched nether regions or a video of two young ladies sharing substances they oughtn't - your mind begs for cleansing (or a swift death)! The brilliant minds at BoingBoing (specifically Xeni - don't sue us BB!) originated the concept for a Unicorn Chaser - an image that would purify your eyes. But now, in partnership with BoingBoing, ThinkGeek has taken the idea to the next level.

Introducing, the Unicorn Chaser - a drink shot specially formulated to cleanse your mind and soul. Featuring a perfect blend of vitamins, herbs and minerals (each selected for its body purification, mood elevation, stomach calming, and other beneficial qualities), the Unicorn Chaser is a life saver. Chug it within one minute of viewing the offending internet image (really, as fast as possible) and in mere seconds you will begin to feel better. It won't erase your memory, but each Unicorn Chaser will pump you with enough goodness that it just won't matter. You'll be healed. You're welcome.

Witness the cleansing

Each bottle contains 1.69 fl. oz. of a "magical" blend of herbs and minerals, including:

  • St. Johns Wort
  • Ginseng
  • TTX
  • Electrolytes
  • Glitter
  • Valerian Root
  • Birch Bark Extract
  • Kava Kava
  • Rhodiola Rosea
  • Papaya Leaf
  • Vitamin C, and more!

HAHA! April Fools!