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The toughest security lock there is. You must solve the labyrinth in order to open the lock.

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You're Not Getting Out Easy

Whether you know it or not, geeks have an intimate association with the word "labrys." It's Greek for "double-headed axe" (a thing in and of itself well loved and lauded by geek-kind) and gave rise to the term "labyrinth." We are all guilty of wandering through many labyrinths - some in the guise of dungeons (with and without dragons), some surrounded by scrolling green "computer symbols," and some through the awkward social interactions of everyday life (especially those with members of the opposite sex). And speaking of the opposite sex, pretend for a moment that you actually get one to come over to your "labyrinth of love" - how do you stop them from leaving? Piece of cake with the Defendius Labyrinth Security Lock.

This innovative lock is designed by Art Lebedev Studio responsible for the amazing Optimus Maximus keyboard with a tiny screen on each key. Constructed of 100% titanium alloy, nothing less than a level forty-two spell of ultimate cutting will break the Defendius lock open. Really, just look at it: no one is getting out easily. You'll have to guide the lock nib through the labyrinth before you can open to door. There is only one solution, so no cheating will help. Maybe when confronted with the Defendius Labyrinth Security Lock, your date will reconsider your offer of playing the game of love in co-op mode. And don't worry, these locks were tested by robots and confirmed to be the strongest lock commercially available. So, install a Defendius Labyrinth Security Lock today, and make sure your next date gets to the bonus level.

Please Note: ThinkGeek does not condone forced captivity - no matter how desperate you are.

Product Features

  • Chain style Doorlock forces you to solve a maze to exit
  • 100% Titanium Alloy Construction
  • 8" chain
  • 10 mounting screws included (2 extra)
  • Tested to 700lbs of force.

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