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It's an alarm clock in a pill!

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The World's First Alarm Clock Pill!

Ever dream of being able to precisely control when you fall asleep and when you wake up? Need to make sure after that 48-hour study binge that you get some sleep *and* don't snooze through the final exam? Tired of letting Nature dictate your circadian destiny? Take back control with SnoozAlert™ brand Sleep And Awake Aid™.

The concept is quite simple. Fifteen minutes before you want to pass out, simply take a single SnoozAlert™ capsule. Immediately the 100 milligrams of diphenhydramine (HCL) will start to seep into your bloodstream from the blue side of the capsule. You'll start to notice your body becoming dense and then a thick fog of sleep will seep into your mind. It will be futile to resist so quickly grab a pillow and put down that kitchen knife!

After half an hour you will be in a deep sleep. Dream away. Then, thanks to the 150 milligrams of InstAlert™ time-released caffeine anhydrous (infused with Guarana and Ginseng) from the red side of the capsule you'll begin to awake. Eight hours after pill ingestion you'll be as alert as tightrope walking monkeys on a sugar-high. Sleeping and waking up never felt so right before. Guaranteed!

    Features:
  • Shortens the time it takes to fall asleep
  • Regulates your daily sleep cycle
  • Increases your sleep efficiency
  • Decreases 'waking up on wrong side of bed' symptoms
  • Increases mental acuity upon waking
  • Decreases the frequency of restless sleep
  • Cures insomnia and depression in a single pill!

Stop putting Valium into your Coffee and get hooked on SnoozAlert™ today! Only slightly habit-forming for the majority of folks, SnoozAlert© is a great way to simultaneously end and start your day!

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