It's a spar in the stars!
In this corner, in black shorts and the gold shirt of command is James Tiberius Kirk. Trained by Starfleet's best and master of the dive-roll, he's quick on his feet and has been known to fight dirty. In the opposite corner, in the black armor, is Anakin Skywalker, better known to fans and minions alike as Darth Vader. He's a fearsome opponent, but we hear his right hook is rather mechanical.
Who will win this epic bout? Only you can decide.