Is your inner rock god about to burst forth from your chest? Do you dream of legions of attractive fans pushing and shoving each other just to get near the air you breathe? We know how that feels and we’re here to help you achieve mega-bazillions of dollars in the rock industry.* Our instructors are the universe’s most renowned performers on their instrument and will surely propel you to Rock God status.
*Mega-bazillions is not a real number. Your real number of dollars may vary or even be zero.
But you will have mega-bazillions of happy feelings and that is all that counts.
...but first you must choose your instrument:
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