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Narwhal Beanie

If You Can't Be A Unicorn...

  • Magically transform your noggin into a narwhal
  • With big black eyes and a plush narwhal tusk
  • Elastic back makes for a comfortable, adjustable fit


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If You Can't Be A Unicorn...

As the saying goes, Always Be Yourself... Unless You Can Be a Unicorn. But let's face it - anytime someone in the Middle Ages brought home a "unicorn horn" for their king to make a throne out of or whatever, it was really a narwhal tusk. And when we say "tusk," we mean tooth, because that's what a narwhal tusk (and therefore, every "unicorn horn") really is. Which has to be the Tooth Fairy's most-sought-after prize. Sorry, TF, for putting those boring and weird human canines under our pillows. If we could have been narwhals, we could have done better by you.

So why put on a regular old thinking cap when you could be sporting a narwhal beanie instead? Soft and fuzzy with two big black narwhal eyes and (of course) a big twisty narwhal tusk/tooth protruding out the front, you're one step closer to being the unicorn of the sea.

Product Specifications 

  • Narwhal Beanie
  • Soft polyester beanie transforms the top of your head into an adorable narwhal face
  • Perfect gift for the aspiring narwhal in your life
  • One size fits most humans (elastic edging at the back for a custom fit)
  • Materials: Polyester fiber. All new material.
  • Care Instructions: Surface washable
  • Imported 
  • WARNING - SMALL PARTS - Not intended for children under 3 years of age. 

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