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Star Trek TNG Wesley Crusher Polo

Suit Up, Wesley!

  • 3-button grey polo with stripes, just like Wesley's uniform
  • A ThinkGeek exclusive!
  • Instant puberty thanks to the power of the Q not included

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Suit Up, Wesley!

When he first came aboard the Enterprise, no one cared much for the snot-nosed kid that was suddenly underfoot. Well, except for Doctor Crusher, but she doesn't count because not only is she his mother, she's also the sort of mom who seems to think her precious darling boy can do no wrong. (Remember when Wesley was in trouble at Starfleet Academy and Dr. Crusher thought that it was "strange" that the satellite view made it "look" like Wesley was lying because she knew Wesley wasn't lying? Uh huh.)

With time, you'll become a valued member of the crew, capable of punching in coordinates rattled off by the captain, romancing alien monsters, and almost killing everyone with sentient nanites. Until then, you can dress the part with a polo inspired by Wesley's totally rad Season 1 uniform. It's perfect for taking control of Engineering and declaring yourself acting captain, getting arrested and sentenced to death for messing up plants on a pleasure planet, or being turned into an adult by the power of the Q.

Product Specifications 

  • Star Trek TNG Wesley Crusher Polo
  • Officially-licensed Star Trek: The Next Generation merchandise
  • A ThinkGeek exclusive
  • Grey 3-button polo with stripes, just like Wesley Crusher's Season 1 uniform
  • Materials: 100% Cotton
  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold gentle cycle. Tumble dry low. Do not iron decoration.
  • Imported

Sizing Table
Note that these are the measurements of the garment.

S M L XL 2X 3X
Chest 38 in. 42 in. 46 in. 50 in. 54 in. 58 in.
Length 28 in. 29 in. 30 in. 31 in. 32 in. 33 in.

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