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Big Fat Head: Alpaca

Prepare for the Alpaca Lips

  • Turn yourself into a cute blue alpaca!
  • Well, from the neck up, anyway
  • Soft and comfy, with mesh for seeing through


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Prepare for the Alpaca Lips

Oh, are we going to a convention? Alpaca bag! Or we can just have a nice picnic in the park - alpaca lunch, instead. Oh, you wanna fight about it? Alpaca punch!

Get all of your alpaca puns ready, and pop this big giant alpaca head on to seal the deal. No wait, not a seal, an alpaca! Totally different animal. Soft, polyester-y alpaca goodness, with a cute nose and smiley mouth, two big black eyes for staring into people's souls, and two cute perky ears on top. There's a mesh bit over the bridge of the nose so that you can see out of it. Perfect for punning, goofing off at a convention, or reupholstering furniture for other animals in a town that's turned over a new leaf. 

Product Specifications
  • Big Fat Head: Alpaca
  • Oversized blue alpaca head for wearing on your head
  • Perfect for Halloween, cosplay, or internet fame 
  • See-through mesh between the alpaca's eyes
  • Open mouth for drinking and snacking
  • Capacity: 1 adult human head
  • Materials: 100% polyester
  • Imported
  • One size fits most adults, even while wearing glasses (we checked, for science)
  • Dimensions: 
    • Outer Width: approximately 24"
    • Outer Height: approximately 18"
    • Inner Height: approximately 10"-12" 
    • Circumference at Nose: approximately 40 1/2" 
    • Width at Opening: approximately 12" 
    • Circumference at Opening: approximately 31"
  • Weight: Just shy of a pound 
  • The visibility is actually quite good in it, but please don't drive with this on

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