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Bob's Burgers Equestranauts Hooded Robe

The best kind of noncanonical

  • Eyes, ears, nose, mane and tail - you'll fit right in at EquestraCon!
  • Made of 100% polyester, in Chariot's colors
  • A ThinkGeek exclusive
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The best kind of noncanonical

Don't get your Equesticles in a twist, but we think we have the perfect loungewear for humans and horses. Or rather, for humans who love horses. Cartoon horses, which they saw on another cartoon. But definitely not zombie horses. Huge distinction, that. 

This ThinkGeek exclusive robe isn't based on just any old Equestranaut. It's inspired by Tina Belcher's very special Chariot doll - you can tell by the color scheme (not by the camel toe, don't worry). Made of 100% polyester, this cozy bathrobe has two pockets and a tie waist, but it's the hood that really makes it special. With the ears, nose, and green eyes, all you have to do is pull it over your face and you'll be ready to mingle at the next EquestraCon. Just be sure to put a little swing in your trot to really show off your mane and tail, because Equestranauts are all about acceptance without judgment - and nobody will judge you for wearing this robe in public.

Product Specifications 
  • Bob's Burgers Equestranauts Hooded Robe
  • Officially-licensed Bob's Burgers merchandise
  • A ThinkGeek exclusive
  • Become the rarest Chariot of all!
  • Inspired by Tina's toy, this robe is periwinkle with an orange mane and tail
  • Hood features ears, nose, and friendly green eyes
  • Two pockets and a tie waist
  • Capacity: One horse fan at a time
  • Materials: 100% polyester
  • Care Instructions: Hand wash cold. Do not twist or wring. Do not hang dry. Do not iron or dry clean.
  • Imported

Sizing Table
Note that these are the measurements of the garment.


S/M L/XL 2X/3X
Chest 47 1/2 in. 52 1/2 in. 57 1/2 in.
Robe Length 46 1/2 in. 47 1/2 in. 48 1/2 in.
Sleeve Length 24 in. 24 in. 24 in.

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