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Joker Never-Ending Birthday Card with Glitter

The birthday that never ends

  • Birthday card that plays endlessly until it runs out of batteries or is destroyed
  • Filled with glitter for when they inevitably rip it to shreds
  • Happy birthday, indeed


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The birthday that never ends

It's that day again. The day we celebrate making it an entire lap around the sun. Why should something like that be restricted to such a brief celebration? We think that sort of joy should last for hours on end. We also think that the lucky recipient shouldn't get a say in all of this, and should they resist our expression of joy at their birthday, so help them, they'll be cleaning glitter up for as long as the song lasts. Which is a long time.

Show your friends and family that you care with the Joker Never-ending Birthday Card with Glitter. Sings happy birthday for hours, or at least until they get fed up and try and tear it apart. And when that happens, they fall right into your trap and release the glitter bomb. Surprise!

Product Specifications
  • Joker Never-Ending Birthday Card with Glitter
  • Wish your favorite person a happy birthday for up to three hours
  • Card plays nonstop. Open or closed.
  • Until the battery dies
  • Water resistant!
  • Filled with glitter for when they inevitably tear it apart. Surprise! 
  • Song only plays endlessly once the safety tab is removed
  • Pressing the indicated space in the card will only restart the song once the tab is removed
  • Great birthday card for anyone who can take a joke
  • Card has a safe mode that allows you to sample the music and write a message

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