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SwearJar

Contains strong language

  • Encourages you to save by cursing at you when you don't
  • Ratings Control Knob lets you keep it family-friendly
  • Great for teaching kids about money
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$19.99

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Everybody knows the concept behind the swear jar. You say a bad word; you put in a pre-specified amount of money. It's supposed to incentivize you to clean up your language. (Editor's note: We kind of want to start one for people who use corporate speak like "incentivize." Fifty cents, please.) 

Does it work? Well, that depends. It gets loose change out of our pockets. But in our experience, it starts off well but peters out, and you end up with $3.25 hanging out in some sort of treasury purgatory, because it's not enough to do anything worthwhile with but nobody wants to admit it was a bad idea. 

That's why we invented the SwearJar. If you don't want to hear foul language then you'd best start saving today. See, the SwearJar encourages you to deposit money by cursing at you when your financial planning is off track. Haven't dropped anything into the bank for a while? It'll remind you. Unpleasantly. How unpleasantly? Well, that's up to you. The Ratings Control Knob on the front lets you choose a G to R rating for the profanity, and as you up the rating you also up the frequency of the reminders. (Up yours. We keep ours pretty high.)

But wait. There's more! Using space-age technology, the SwearJar optically identifies your deposits and gives you positive or negative feedback accordingly. So if you think you're going to keep it quiet by putting in a bunch of pennies and an arcade token, you are sorely mistaken. A crisp bill might earn you a day or two of silence. Sure, you could unplug it, but think of your financial future. Start $%@!%#^ saving today.

Product Specifications 
  • SwearJar
  • A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive 
  • Encourages you to save by cursing at you when you don't
  • Think of it as a "motivational speaker"
  • Ratings Control Knob lets you keep it family-friendly
  • Choose a G to R rating for the profanity (which also affects frequency)
  • 2 buttons on back: one lets you swap the voice, one adjusts the volume (quiet/loud)
  • Optically identifies your deposits and gives you positive or negative feedback
  • Positive reinforcement for bigger savings 
  • Great for teaching kids about money 
  • Dimensions: 4 1/4" wide x 9 1/2" tall x 4 1/4" deep
  • Weight: 14 oz. (empty)
  • Includes SwearJar and 2 ft. USB cable with AC adapter (for wall use) 

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