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Stitches Ring

... and possibly after death, too

  • From Han Cholo
  • Choose size 6, 7, 9, 10, 11, or 12
  • Interior is engraved "Till death do us part"


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... and possibly after death, too

Those friends thou hast, and their adoption tried,
Grapple them unto thy soul with hoops of steel
- Polonius, Hamlet, Act I, Scene 3
The stitches and staples on the exterior of this ring? They're not the kind that dissolve. And they're not the type you go in to have removed. They're forever. This ring, fortunately, is not, but it will let you figuratively grapple those who may be your ride-or-die / "Till death do us part" significant others to your soul with literal hoops of steel.

For our customers with nickel allergies: These are made from 316 grade surgical stainless steel. This item may have small amounts of nickel, but they're low enough to meet the guidelines set forth in EU Nickel Directive 94/27/EC.

Product Specifications
  • Stitches Ring
  • Officially-licensed Universal Studios Monsters merchandise
  • From Han Cholo
  • Choose size 6, 7, 9, 10, 11, or 12
  • Interior is engraved "Till death do us part"
  • Materials: 316L Stainless Steel
  • Weight: ~ 1/3 oz. 

About Han Cholo

Han Cholo (the DJ name given to creator Brandon Schoolhouse by The Beastie Boys) provides geek bling for such luminaries as Ewan McGregor, Gwen Stefani, and Snoop Dogg. And now you, too.

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