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Zombie Rescue Unisex Hoodie

For you, every day is Zombie Preparedness Day

  • Mark yourself as part of the Zombie Rescue Team (North America Unit)
  • Red full-zip hoodie doesn't show spurty arterial blood so much
  • Also, that hood is one more layer the zombies gotta gnaw through
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For you, every day is Zombie Preparedness Day

Some think it will come via virus. Some think it will come from drugs or from outer space. Some think it will come from evil sorcery or other stuff we can't remember right now. But regardless of how it starts, we all need to make sure we're prepared for the zombie apocalypse. Get your tools together, get your food stashed away, but more importantly, get this hoodie.

This red full-zip hoodie marks you as part of the Zombie Rescue Team (North America Unit). What does that mean? When the zombie apocalypse comes you'll have access to restricted areas beyond barricades armed with this hoodie and a little moxie. It also probably helps if you're armed with your bug-out bag and a machete or a shotgun. We've found people are significantly more agreeable to let us do what we want when we show up like that. Not that you should do that. But when the zombie apocalypse comes? You'll be ready.

Product Specifications
  • Zombie Rescue Unisex Hoodie
  • From our friends at MightyFine
  • Full zip with front pockets
  • Also, that hood is one more layer the zombies gotta gnaw through
  • Materials: 80% cotton / 20% polyester
  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low.
  • Imported 
  • Ages 13+

Size Chart


XS S M L XL 2X 3X
Chest 39 in.41 in. 43 in. 45 in. 47 in. 49 in. 51 in.
Length 25 1/2 in. 26 1/2 in. 27 1/2 in. 28 1/2 in. 29 1/2 in. 30 1/2 in. 31 1/2 in.

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