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Keep Out of Direct Sunlight Ladies' Tee

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Geek Maxim #1

Store at room temperature. Use only in a well-ventilated area. Do not remove this tag under penalty of law. If accidentally swallowed, do not induce vomiting. If intentionally swallowed, induce vomiting. And, oh yeah. Keep out of direct sunlight.


As seen on MythBusters!

As part of our anniversary proceedings each year, we like to look back. And this year we looked back and saw few shirts looking back at us. This shirt, specifically, was one of them.

Do you sometimes feel that you ought to have come into this world with some basic instructions? We frequently do. Life would be so much easier if everybody had a manual and everybody took the time to RTFM. Sure, as a result life might be a tad more prosaic, but there's no doubt it would be more efficient. And an efficient life means more time playing games. So us folks here at ThinkGeek T-Shirt Labs (TM) toiled and pulled our hair out trying to come up with a single simple maxim to help ensure you stay on the right path in life. And here it is. Maxim #1.

100% cotton black ladies' t-shirt with the phrase "Keep out of direct sunlight" emblazoned on the front in white. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported.

Sizing Table


SMLXL2X
Chest32 in.34 in.36 in.38 in.40 in.
Length25 3/4 in.26 1/2 in.27 1/4 in.28 in.28 3/4 in.

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