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Hog Wild Pocket X-Bow

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  • Really does fit in your pocket
  • Some assembly required
  • Includes tiny crossbow and 25 cotton swabs
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You know how cotton swabs have that big warning on the packaging now that says, "DO NOT INSERT DIRECTLY INTO EARS?" What, exactly, are we supposed to do with them then? We bought them explicitly to stick in our ears. That's what they're good for. We ain't going to repaint the bathroom using only tiny cotton swabs. 

Now we know. You're supposed to load them into this Hog Wild Pocket X-Bow, obviously. You pull back the bow cord until it rests in the notch, pop in one of the included (one-sided) cotton swabs, and pull down the launch ring to fire. We can see this being an awesome toy for cats who are always pulling the swabs out of the trash. Weirdos.

Product Specifications
  • Micro Blaster Pocket X-Bow
  • Range: 20 ft.
  • Some assembly required
  • Dimensions: 4" long x 3 1/2" wide x 2 1/2" tall
  • Weight: 1/2 oz. 
  • Includes tiny crossbow and 25 cotton swabs
  • Ages 8+
  • WARNING - SMALL PARTS - Not intended for children under 3 years of age. 
  • Don't shoot it at people or animals. And don't stick in your ears.

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