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Aperture Test Subject Bodysuit

Start Testing Young, Really Young

  • Aperture Science standard bodysuit for infant test subjects
  • There are absolutely no ethical issues with testing babies
  • 3-snap closure for accessing sample data (ewwww...)
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Start Testing Young, Really Young

Welcome to the Aperture Science Infant Navigation Facility and Nucleoids Test, or I.N.F.A.N.T. What are nucleoids and how to do they interact with babies, and baby navigation? We have no idea, but that's what the boys here at the lab are going to find out! That, and how to change a dirty diaper. Because it turns out, you really need to know how to do that when you're running tests with babies.

Dress your favorite test subject up in vibrant orange, and prepare them for an exciting career in SCIENCE! 100% cotton. Machine wash cold, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported. Short sleeves, lap shoulders, and 3-snap closure.

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