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Definitely Not Poison Skull Bottle Stopper

Memento mori

  • Gold skull minds your wine (or other libations)
  • Tops off a lovely hostess gift for folks with a dark sense of humor
  • Ships in a black box
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Memento mori

You open up a special bottle of wine you've been saving for a special occasion. You and the significant other are enjoying it with dinner, but you can't finish the whole bottle. You seal it back up, put it in the fridge, and the next night go back to break it out during the romantic movie only to find out your roommate finished it off with his lunch. And left the bottle with a trickle still in it in the fridge. It's sort of his thing. 

That's when we break out the Definitely Not Poison Skull Bottle Stopper. See, because, sometimes just the question of whether or not you might commit food poisoning to get back at him is all you need. And this gold skull bottle stopper is an elegant addition to your wine rack, too. It's classy in a way those super-fancy vacuum sealers totally aren't. Plus, it ain't like saving your wine for the apocalypse. Just another day or two.

Product Specifications 
  • Definitely Not Poison Skull Bottle Stopper
  • Gold skull minds your wine (or other libations) 
  • Definitely not poison - right?
  • Tops off a lovely hostess gift for folks with a dark sense of humor
  • Ships in a black box
  • Materials: Resin and stainless steel
  • Dimensions: 4 1/2" tall x 1 1/4" wide x 2" deep
  • Weight: 5 oz.

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