Bob's Burgers Tina's Heart Lounge Pants
Slip these on, one buttcheek at a time
- 100% cotton/pubescent awkwardness blend
- Elastic waist with a drawstring, because why settle for less?
- Makes butts look fantastic, just the way Tina would want it
Slip these on, one buttcheek at a timeThese are the Tina Belcher-iest pants imaginable. Why? It's not just because she's on the front. It's not even because they feature a classic Tina-ism - "My heart just pooped its pants" - also printed on the front. It's because they make every butt look amazing, just the way Tina would want it. There is a big wide world of butts out there, so slip into these comfy lounge pants and join it!
These loose-fitting 100% cotton pants feature an elastic waistband that also has a drawstring on the outside, because why settle for only one way to keep your pants on? Comfortable enough to wear while writing erotic friend fiction or riding imaginary horses - and they even have pockets for hiding imaginary horse treats! Just remember: your heart may poop its pants, but only you can poop these pants. Uhhhhh... not that we're suggesting you do that. Leave the pants-pooping to your heart and just enjoy wearing these.
- Bob's Burgers Tina's Heart Lounge Pants
- Officially-licensed Bob's Burgers merchandise
- Upper left side features Tina with a classic quote
- (*in best Gene voice*) Pockets!
- Features an elastic waist with a drawstring on the outside
- Fits most butts!
- For smart, strong, sensual people everywhere (that we ship to)
- Materials: 100% cotton
- Care Instructions: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry.
|Waist||32 in.||34 in.||36 in.||39 in.||42 in.||45 in.|
|Length (outseam)||42 in.||42 1/2 in.||43 in.||44 in.||45 in.||46 in.|
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