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Quotation Marks Stud Earrings

"Real" bacon bits confuse us

  • Set of black acrylic quotation marks
  • The perfect gift for your clone so we can tell you two apart
  • Post earrings with plastic disc stabilizers & bullet clutch backs
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"Real" bacon bits confuse us

This set of earrings reminded us of one of our favorite sites from the dawn of the Web: The Gallery Of "Misused" Quotation Marks. The Permanent Collection hasn't been updated in since October of 1998. It's been disused for longer than most sites have existed, including ThinkGeek.

Now there's even a subreddit for quotation mark misuse, which we visit when we need a good reason to have our coworkers check on us because there are tears streaming down our faces and we don't seem to be breathing. 

We don't know if these Quotation Marks Stud Earrings are meant to be air quotes or normal ones. It probably depends on your job. If you're a CEO or in PR, maybe everything that comes out of your mouth is likely to be quoted, in which case, good on you. For the rest of us, almost everything that comes out of our mouths is sarcasm, so it's just easier to assume these earrings are there to put air quotes around whatever we say. 

For our customers with nickel allergies: These are made from 316L grade surgical stainless steel. That means their five main components are iron, chromium, nickel (10-14%), molybdenum, and manganese. This is implant-grade steel.

Product Specifications 
  • Quotation Marks Stud Earrings 
  • Set of black acrylic quotation marks
  • The perfect gift for your clone so we can tell you two apart
  • Post earrings with plastic disc stabilizers & bullet clutch backs
  • Materials: Acrylic cutouts with 316L surgical stainless steel posts
  • Dimensions: 0.3" tall x 0.5" wide 
  • Weight: (they don't even register on our scale)
  • Made in the U.S.

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