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Savan Swan Heels

Flip someone the bird

  • From the mad geniuses at Irregular Choice
  • Glitter-crowned swan heel flocked for maximum pettability
  • Shiny gold platform with pink edge dressing

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Flip someone the bird

There are a lot of swans in folk tales, but not so many that we can think of in prominent plots in science fiction and fantasy. If y'all think of some, tell us below in the comments. In the meantime, scanning our brains for swans made us think of Orphan Black. After all, Project Leda IS named after a mythological swan metamorphosis. And we could totally see Krystal rocking these out. They're probably a little too much for most of the other clones. 

These fabulous Savan Swan Heels from the mad geniuses at Irregular Choice feature a flocked, crowned swan as the heel. The body is a black mesh with a colorful paillette, sequins in various shades of teal and gold sequins interspersed with hot pink. The bow on the front is covered with matte gold sequins. The platform is a reflective gold with pink edge dressing. Ain't nobody going to mistake you for an ugly duckling in these.

Product Specifications 
  • Savan Swan Heels
  • From the mad geniuses at Irregular Choice
  • Glitter-crowned swan heel flocked for maximum pettability
  • Shiny gold platform with pink edge dressing
  • Fantastic water-inspired pattern on the sole
  • Iridescent insole (like a little secret only you get to enjoy)
  • Materials: Black mesh with colorful paillette outer, fabric & PU inner, and resin outsole
  • Heel Height: 4"
  • Weight: 15 oz. each

Note: We know shoes are hard to buy online. If you're not sure if you got the right size, wear them inside a bit to see if they fit okay. That way the bottoms will stay untouched. DO NOT walk in them on pavement! If you wear them inside for an hour and realize they're rubbing you the wrong way, literally, return them for a refund or exchange them for another size. Just to be sure to include all the bits that came with them so another fan can have the same joy you did unboxing them.

Sizing Table

U.S Sizes55.56.57891011

European Sizes5536373839404142

UK Sizes2.53.54566.57.58

Japanese Sizes2122.52323.524252626.5

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