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I Don’t  Bite Heels

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  • From the mad geniuses at Irregular Choice
  • Chromed out faux leather teeth part to reveal your midfoot
  • Rose gold resin heel with leaf and flower design
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Shoes with laces often have tongues. So why shouldn't they have teeth, too?

Irregular Choice is in the business of asking, "Why not?" when it comes to shoes. These I Don't Bite Heels feature chromed-out pewter metallic pointy teeth (both an upper and a lower set). This shoe must not have seen the orthodontist when it was younger, because it has a serious underbite. (There's actually shoe beneath the lower jaw so you don't have to worry about these fitting weird.) Your midfoot peeks out between the jaws. And despite the ferocious look to the shoes, you don't have to worry. They're vegan.

Product Specifications 
  • I Don't Bite Heel
  • From the mad geniuses at Irregular Choice
  • Chromed out faux leather teeth part to reveal your midfoot
  • Rose gold resin heel with leaf and flower design
  • Iridescent platform and band across the vamp
  • Underwater pattern on the sole
  • Also great for fans of GWAR
  • Materials: Pewter metallic PU upper with fabric / PU lining and resin outsole
  • Heel Height: 3 3/4"

Note: We know shoes are hard to buy online. If you're not sure if you got the right size, wear them inside a bit to see if they fit okay. That way the bottoms will stay untouched. DO NOT walk in them on pavement! If you wear them inside for an hour and realize they're rubbing you the wrong way, literally, return them for a refund or exchange them for another size. Just to be sure to include all the bits that came with them so another fan can have the same joy you did unboxing them.

Sizing Table

U.S Sizes55.56.57891011

European Sizes5536373839404142

UK Sizes2.53.54566.57.58

Japanese Sizes2122.52323.524252626.5

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