We are experiencing issues that prevent checkout in Internet Explorer 8.

You can browse and even save your cart, but you'll need to use another browser or a different device to place your order. Sorry for the inconvenience.

ThinkGeek Holiday Giftcade

FREE SHIPPING ON ORDERS $75+

US ECONOMY ONLY • NO CODE • DOESN'T COMBINE WITH OTHER OFFERS

Ascot Heels

Calling all mermaids

  • From the mad geniuses at Irregular Choice
  • Silver scale pattern with grey bow, pewter faux suede counter, and silver & black glitter-covered heels
  • Scales remind us of fish or snake or dragon
Read more...

$130.99

In stock

Hey wait! You have choices!

Please pick an item so we can magically put it in your cart.

Quantity:
Some options not available
Silver, US 8
( no ETA available )

or

Calling all mermaids

Okay, so technically mermaids can't wear these because, you know, tails. But former mermaids who have been transformed into humans or humans who were supposed to be born as mermaids but accidentally came out bipedal, these are the shoes for you.

These Ascot Heels from the mad geniuses at Irregular Choice feature a silver scale pattern on the outside that reminds us of fish or snake or dragon, but no fish or snakes (or dragons) were harmed in the making of these vegan pumps. There's a generous grey bow on the front (with a tiny Irregular Choice charm for true fans), and the heel itself is covered with silver and black glitter. They're shiny and sparkly without being too over the top.

Product Specifications 
  • Ascot Heels
  • From the mad geniuses at Irregular Choice
  • Silver scale pattern with grey bow, pewter faux suede counter, and silver & black glitter-covered heels
  • Tiny Irregular Choice charm on the bow
  • Gold edge dressing
  • Floral pattern on the sole
  • Iridescent insole (like a little secret only you get to enjoy)
  • Materials: Grey metallic PU upper with fabric / PU lining and resin outsole
  • Heel Height: 3 3/4"

Sizing Table


U.S Sizes55.56.57891011

European Sizes5536373839404142

UK Sizes2.53.54566.57.58

Japanese Sizes2122.52323.524252626.5

Note: We know shoes are hard to buy online. If you're not sure if you got the right size, wear them inside a bit to see if they fit okay. That way the bottoms will stay untouched. DO NOT walk in them on pavement! If you wear them inside for an hour and realize they're rubbing you the wrong way, literally, return them for a refund or exchange them for another size. Just to be sure to include all the bits that came with them so another fan can have the same joy you did unboxing them.

Wanna chat about it?

Have questions about Ascot Heels or your order? We monitor these comments daily, but it may be faster to email us directly or call us at 1-888-GEEKSTUFF.

Timmy and the TG Staff think you'll like...

Customer Action Shots

Send us your action shots!

Your Fellow Smart Masses Also Bought