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Put a bottle opener on it

  • That kind of church key
  • 1 1/2-inch stainless steel blade
  • Aircraft-quality anodized aluminum handle
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Put a bottle opener on it

Yeah yeah, we know the joke. "ThinkGeek's got everything... with a bottle opener on it all, too!" We've carried all manner of "... with a bottle opener" products over the years: All-in-one tools, cufflinks, iconic space stations and ships, rings, pickaxes, Thor's hammer, flash drives, wrenches, phone cases, pulse rifles, money clips, hammers, watch bands, even a t-shirt. All with integral bottle openers. Yup, we know what it is that we're all about, and that's never being the person the who has to ask "Hey, do you have a bottle opener?" We always do.

This little knife is for those times when life doesn't hand you a twisty. The handle is 6061-T6 aircraft-quality hard anodized aluminum, with a bottle opener, yes, and pocket clip. The 420 J2 stainless steel drop point 1 1/2 inch blade has a frame lock. Be prepared, be the one who raises a fist in triumph and bellows, "I have the bottle opener which you seek!"

Product Specifications 
  • Church Key
  • Yup, that kind of church key
  • Overall Length: 6"
  • Blade Length: 1 1/2"
  • Blade Material: 420J2 stainless steel
  • Blade Style: Media drop point
  • Handle Material: 6061 aluminum
  • Lock Style: Frame lock
  • Carry System: Pocket Clip
  • Weight: 2.0 oz.
  • Special Features: Did we mention it has a bottle opener?

PRODUCT DISCLAIMER:  These products are not intended for any unlawful purpose as defined by applicable local, county, state, and federal laws.  By agreeing herein, purchaser acknowledges that he/she is 18 years of age or older. Purchaser also acknowledges that he/she is permitted to purchase this product pursuant to his local, county, state, and federal laws.

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