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Winged Platform Booties

Bats in the closet

  • 7 eyelet lace-up boot with side zipper so they're not a pain to put on or remove
  • Removable black wing laced into the top 3 eyelets - one on each boot
  • The wings can be bats, dragons, or your mythical beast of choice
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Bats in the closet

Do you have a belfry? Nobody has a belfry any more. Even places of worship tend to end up in strip malls and abandoned Pizza Huts these days. So where's a good bat supposed to hang out? (Besides the Congress Street Bridge.)

As a result of the lack of belfries, we're going to initiate a new idiom: you've got bats in the closet. It means you're kind of eccentric and also super-stylish. It means you probably own a pair of these Winged Platform Booties. These platform boots feature a removable black wing (matte on one side, shiny on the reverse) laced into the top 3 eyelets of the outer side of the pair, so when you stand with your feet together, it looks like your feet have sprouted tiny wings. Note: these do not enable you to fly. GeekLabs is still working on that.

Product Specifications
  • Winged Platform Booties
  • The wings can be bats, dragons, or your mythical beast of choice
  • From Iron Fist
  • 7 eyelet lace-up boot with side zipper so they're not a pain to put on or remove
  • Available in US ladies' whole sizes 5-10
  • Removable black wing (matte on one side, shiny on the reverse) laced into the top 3 eyelets - one on each boot
  • (Which means these can be plain booties, and also that you can add wings to any of your other shoes that lace)
  • (Or your corset. BRB - we've got to go lace these into our renfest bodice.) 
  • 1 1/2" platform 
  • 4 1/4" heel (total, including platform, so it feels like a 2 3/4" heel)
  • Subtly pointed toes
  • Materials: PU (Vegan leather)
  • Imported 
  • Weight: 13 oz. each (yes, it's weird to include weight on a shoe, but we've owned some combat boots that were super heavy before)

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