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Splatter Trooper Raglan - Exclusive

"Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise." (Which is, presumably, not very.)

The probability of a bad guy hitting his target is equal to the inverse of all bad guys present plus the cube of the number of good guys present (+1) + the number of Jedi present (+1) to the 10th power. Formulated by Greg Ross of Futility Closet.

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"Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise." (Which is, presumably, not very.)

Poor Stormtroopers. You know those uniforms aren't comfy or very protective, and then they get picked on by film critics and fans. Well, we won't be an exception. Here's the ThinkGeek List of Events You Don't Want To Invite Stormtroopers To:
  • Birthday parties involving a piñata
  • Darts tournaments
  • Paintball games (well, you don't want them on YOUR team...) 
Speaking of paintball, this raglan features an artsy rendition of a Stormtrooper's helmet rendered in paint. Messy. We even think it might have been a Stormtrooper painter from how the paint landed sorta haphazardly. 

Artsy Stormtrooper helmet on the front of this black raglan with white sleeves and neck. 100% cotton. Rounded hem. Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low. Imported.

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