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Darth Vader Seamless Boyshorts - Exclusive

You have failed me for the last time, underwear

  • Darth Vader's belt on the front with plain black back
  • Let your backside have support from the Dark Side
  • A ThinkGeek exclusive


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You have failed me for the last time, underwear

Darth Vader's awesome, but sometimes Anakin rubs people the wrong way. However you feel about the prequels, we can all agree that Anakin came off as a whiny brat, yes?

Rubbing the wrong way is also sometimes a problem with face with our underwear.  Seams pull and end up causing unintentional pressure points on your body while you're moving. You can stop and adjust, but you may not even be aware of the hotspots until the day is over, and then it's too late. That's why we dig these Darth Vader Seamless Boyshorts, which were designed to fit you like a second skin. They move with you, allowing your body its full range. And when you get that sort of support from your underwear, you feel like together you can rule the galaxy.

Product Specifications
  • Darth Vader Seamless Boyshorts
  • Officially-licensed Star Wars merchandise
  • A ThinkGeek exclusive
  • Darth Vader's belt on the front with plain black back
  • Seamless for a great fit and no lines
  • Materials: 50% polyester / 42% nylon / 8% spandex 
  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold. Hang dry.
  • Imported 
  • Pair it with the Darth Vader Seamless Sports Bra

Sizing Table

Waist (relaxed – extended)23-33 in.25-35 in.26-36 in.27-37 in.28-38 in.29-39 in.
Hips (relaxed – extended)27-37 in.29-39 in.30-40 in.31-41 in.32-42 in.33-43 in.
Side Seam6 1/4 in.7 in.7 3/8 in.7 3/4 in.8 1/8 in.8 1/2 in.

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