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One Lump or Two Heels - Limited Edition

Why not?

  • Alice in Wonderland limited-edition shoes from Irregular Choice
  • Chunky sprinkle-covered icing-glazed platform
  • Why wear boring shoes?
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'Oh, my poor little feet, I wonder who will put on your shoes and stockings for you now, dears? I'm sure I shan't be able! I shall be a great deal too far off to trouble myself about you: you must manage the best way you can; - but I must be kind to them,' thought Alice, 'or perhaps they won't walk the way I want to go!'
- Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
Big Alice decides to gift her feet (now so far away) a new pair of boots each Christmas. We think if she'd seen Uggs, she would have opted for something fabulous like these shoes instead. 

These One Lump or Two Heels from Irregular Choice are a crazy tea party for your feet. The heel looks like a teapot sitting inside a cup. The platform is covered with a sugar glaze with sprinkles, much like a doughnut. It's got metallic fabric and glitter and embroidery. And a tiny fork and spoon, because.... why not?

Note: We know shoes are hard to buy online. If you're not sure if you got the right size, wear them inside a bit to see if they fit okay. That way the bottoms will stay untouched. DO NOT walk in them on pavement! If you wear them inside for an hour and realize they're rubbing you the wrong way, literally, return them for a refund or exchange them for another size. Just to be sure to include all the bits that came with them so another fan can have the same joy you did unboxing them.

Product Specifications 
  • One Lump or Two Heels
  • Officially-licensed Disney's animated Alice in Wonderland merchandise 
  • From the mad geniuses at Irregular Choice 
  • Limited edition
  • The toes of each feature a rosette with a crossed fork and spoon
  • Heels are shaped like a teapot and cup
  • The phrase "We're all mad here" embroidered on the left heel (technically the counter) 
  • The phrase "You're my cup of tea" embroidered on the right heel (technically the counter) 
  • Chunky sprinkle-covered icing-glazed platform 
  • Three embroidered cards stick up from the glitter on both heels: the Ace of Clubs, the Queen of Hearts, and a 10/6
  • Characters on the inner (like a little secret only you get to enjoy)
  • The sole under the arch of the heel has the same character pattern
  • The parts of the soles that touch the ground feature the Mad Hatter and the Dormouse
  • They paid attention to all the details - even the tissue paper is Alice-inspired
  • Materials: Floral fabric and metallic polyurethane
  • Heel Height: 4.4"
  • Platform Height: 0.9"

  • Sizing Table

    U.S. Sizes

    5

    5.5

    6.5

    7

    8

    9

    10

    11

    11.5

    European Sizes

    35

    36

    37

    38

    39

    40

    41

    42

    43

    UK Sizes

    2.5

    3.5

    4

    5

    6

    6.5

    7.5

    8

    8.5

    Japanese Sizes

    21

    22.5

    23

    23.5

    24

    25

    26

    26.5

    27

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