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Star Wars Darth Vader Talking Cookie Jar

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  • Cookie jar shaped like the helmet of your favorite Sith Lord
  • Plays the sound of Vader's breathing from the original trilogy
  • If that doesn't help you with the diet, we don't know what will
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All too easy

It makes so much sense. Cookies are evil for diets. Darth Vader is evil. Darth Vader is made of cookies. We don't know how we didn't make the connection earlier. We're sure that it's just a fact that George Lucas didn't want to include in the movies. Or maybe he did and the National Cookie Lobbyists forced him to take it out. We're depending on you, geek friends. Find that alternate footage of Darth Vader getting injured and leaking chocolate chips and sprinkles.

This cookie jar is shaped like the helmet of everyone's favorite Sith Lord. Better yet, when you tip back the lid on the jar, you'll hear a sound file of Darth Vader breathing. Unfortunately, you'll have to supply the cookies yourself. We may have a direct line to the Dark Side, but they haven't yet given us access to the cookie materializer. Too ripe for abuse.

Product Specifications

  • Darth Vader Talking Cookie Jar
  • Officially-licensed Star Wars merchandise
  • When you lift the lid, it plays the sound of Vader's breathing from the original trilogy
  • If that doesn't help you with the diet, we don't know what will
  • Batteries: 3 LR44 1.5v button cell (included & replaceable)
  • Dimensions: 8 1/2" tall x 6" wide x 8" deep
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