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Borg Bath Towel Set

Dirt will be eliminated. Resistance is futile.

  • Add these towels' biological and technological distinctiveness to your own
  • Black bath towel has an embroidered row of grey and green borg circuitry
  • Black hand towel features green embroidered Borg symbol
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Dirt will be eliminated. Resistance is futile.

The actors who played the original Borg apparently had to be glued into their suits and had to be unglued in order to go to the bathroom. Which had to be inconvenient. Least popular alien to play after eating super-spicy food.

Fortunately, being actual Borg, we don't have this weakness. We have provided this Star Trek Borg 2 Piece Towel Set for drying off after a shower which will regenerate a layer of original species epidermis. The second piece of this towel set will also allow for disinfection of non-cybernetic hands so that no communicable diseases from species we are attempting to assimilate are introduced to the collective. Just remember not to get any cybernetic enhancements wet. That's unpleasant for all.

Product Specifications

  • Star Trek Borg 2 Piece Towel Set
  • Officially-licensed Star Trek: The Next Generation merchandise
  • Black bath towel has an embroidered row of grey and green borg circuitry + reads "Resistance is Futile"
  • Black hand towel features green embroidered Borg symbol + reads "We Are the Borg"
  • Materials: 100% cotton exclusive of decoration
  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.
  • Imported
  • Dimensions: 31 1/2" x 59" & 15 3/4" x 31 1/2"
  • Includes bath and hand towel

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