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Borg Cube Rug

Home decor, cubed

  • Celebrate the Borg collective
  • Your decorative distinctiveness will be added to our own
  • Resistance is futile

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Home decor, cubed

Eventually, the Borg will be everywhere. Perhaps if they see this cube in your cube, they'll think they already assimilated you and leave you alone. Probably not, but it's worth a try. Any strategy that keeps you one more moment away from getting implants is a good, especially seeing as how Star Trek rescues tend to be a last minute thing.

This Borg Cube Rug obviously would look great anywhere, but we think it looks best in your cubicle, where you're most likely to be assimilated by the collective. Measuring 52" x 52", it's ready and willing to join your decor. Resistance is futile.

Note: We've had some customers complain that they thought they started hearing things after purchasing this rug. We asked them to keep us updated. It must not have been related, because we haven't heard back from any of the customers in question.

Product Specifications 

  • Borg Cube Rug
  • Officially-licensed Star Trek merchandise
  • Perfect for the cubicle of your favorite Star Trek fan
  • Materials: 100% polyester pile
  • Care Instructions: Clean spills immediately. Never rub a spill. Blot liquids with a dry absorbent white cloth or paper towel. Treat stains immediately using a proprietary cleaner or seek specialist advice. 
  • Imported
  • Dimensions: 52" wide x 52" long
  • Note: We recommend a rubber grip for safety reasons. 

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