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Gigantic Plush Microbes

Mega infectiously-cute plush microbes!

  • Our biggest plush microbes
  • Totally cute, except when you're suffering
  • Choose Common cold, Diarrhea, Kissing Disease, or Sperm
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Mega infectiously-cute plush microbes!

Most folks never realize how cute microbes can be when expanded over 1,000,000 times and then fashioned into cuddly plush. Until now, that is. Keep one on your desktop to remind yourself that there is an "invisible" universe out there filled with very small things that can do incredible damage to much bigger things. Then go and wash your hands. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Your choice of:
  • Common Cold (Rhinovirus): Billions of people a year catch the cold. Now you can get one too - without getting sick! Learn all about the Common Cold with this cuddly companion.
  • Diarrhea (Campylobacter jejuni): This sensation can lead to desperation, so make some preparation for this situation, or else you'll face dehydration destructive to your reputation!
  • Mono - Kissing Disease (Epstein-Barr Virus): A kiss is just a kiss - unless she's around! 95% of the population has encountered this sweetie pie. Just think of all the fun you can have giving Mono to somebody without all the medical complications!
  • Sperm Cell (Spermatozoon): Our little man's man is the stuff of legends. You can bank on it. 
Product Specifications 
  • Gigantic Plush Microbes
  • Choose Common cold, Diarrhea, Kissing Disease, or Sperm
  • Materials: Polyester fibers
  • Care Instructions: Surface washable. Sponge with a mixture of warm water and mild soap. Allow to air dry, then brush to restore fabric to its original fullness.
  • Imported
  • Dimensions: 18-24" 
  • Ages 3+

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