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Wash's Flight School

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Once in flight school, I was laconic.

Zoe: Planet's coming up a mite fast. Wash: That's just 'cause I'm going down too quick. Likely crash and kill us all. Mal: When that happens, let me know.

Other flight schools put their money into the latest technology in spacecraft and flight simulation. When you get out there with your first job, however, they aren't going to hand you some shiny new spaceship and say, "Have at it!" With Wash's Flight School you'll earn vital, real-world skills such as the ability to land your gorram ship without a primary buffer panel. Choose Wash's Flight School today. Because you just never know when you might need to pull a Crazy Ivan.

The words "Wash's Flight School" around a Firefly with text below "I am a leaf on the wind..." on a brown 100% cotton shirt. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported. 

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