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Canned Yeti Meat

Yeti believe

  • Pure Himalayan, mountain-grown for that clean, crisp taste
  • A great source of protein and fat
  • Includes plush dismembered yeti foot


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Yeti believe

The secret behind how sherpas have been able to scale the Himalayas all these years isn't that their bodies are accustomed to a lower-oxygen atmosphere or that they have communal knowledge handed down from generation to generation. It's this: they kill and eat any yeti they encounter.

See, yeti meat is super-high in protein but also has lovely fat marbling under all that fur. Our favorite pre-climb meal is to saute a yeti flank steak in a yak butter garlic sauce. The garlic will thin your blood and the yeti meat will give you the energy you need for that mountain ascent. Bring yeti jerky along as a rapid source of mid-climb energy. And, of course, most yeti meat comes with some fur, which is a great source of fiber, dietary and otherwise.

Product Specifications

  • Canned Yeti Meat
  • Contains 1.6 oz.
  • Pure Himalayan, mountain-grown for that clean, crisp taste
  • Great for Lineage II, KoL, and WoW players
  • Materials: 75% polyester / 25% PU
  • Care Instructions: Hand wash only
  • Imported
  • Dimensions: 5 1/2" x 3 3/4" x 3 1/4"
  • Includes plush dismembered yeti foot and cardboard box "can of yeti meat"
  • Ages 6+
  • Not actual Yeti meat. Obviously. It's a stuffed yeti foot in a can.
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