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Z-HUNTER Blood Tipped Machete

Whosoever pulleth this machete from our warehouse...

  • Handle wrapped with nylon cord
  • "Blood" on one side of blade and handle
  • Partial tang blade
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Whosoever pulleth this machete from our warehouse...

You know that old legend about the machete in the stone? And whoever pulls the machete from the stone is the king of Zombie England,* aka Other Pendragon? Yeah. It's an oldie but a goodie. We sniffle a bit just thinking about it. Or that could be the allergies. Actually, based on the hives, it's probably allergies.

Back to our story. This Z-HUNTER Blood Tipped Machete is that machete. How do we know? It's got "blood" on one side from where the stone bled as the famous machete was placed, and we carbon dated that stone "blood" to sometime before last week, which means it must be the prophesied blade. So how do you know you're the future king of Zombie England? Well, are you holding it? 

Also, we'd like to point out that those teeth on the back sorta look like bottle openers. We think you know where we're going with this, despite our Legal Department's protests. What? In case of zombie apocalypse, it's important to stay hydrated! But remember it's a thing capable of creating large wounds in you. Handle it carefully. We like you in one piece.

* Turns out King of Zombie England is a non-exclusive title that we just made up. Who knew?

Product Specifications  
  • Z-HUNTER Blood Tipped Machete
  • Total Length: 27 1/2"
  • Blade Length: 15 1/2" 4mm thick
  • Partial tang (we checked with the manufacturer)
  • Handle wrapped with nylon cord
  • "Blood" on one side of blade and handle
  • Includes nylon sheath
  • Materials: Stainless steel

PRODUCT DISCLAIMER:  These products are not intended for any unlawful purpose as defined by applicable local, county, state, and federal laws.  By agreeing herein, purchaser acknowledges that he/she is 18 years of age or older. Purchaser also acknowledges that he/she is permitted to purchase this product pursuant to his local, county, state, and federal laws.

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