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Unicorn Tears Ladies' Tee- Exclusive

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They're magically delicious

Of course unicorns cry. They stub their hooves, too. Their tears are a sparkly, swirling nebula of pastels. Beautiful and delicious!


We gave you the savory and delicious Canned Unicorn Meat, which you promptly used in myriad recipes. (Our favorite is probably the Winter Sparkle Soup that featured Unicorn Meat alongside roasted potatoes, turnips, and other root veggies. Warm and heartwarming!) And you asked, "ThinkGeek, are you truly using all parts of the unicorn like responsible caretakers of the Earth? What happens when your unicorns watch a Hallmark commercial and cry?" And we said, "Aha! New product!"

Apothecary's bottle of Unicorn Tears on the front of this grey 100% cotton ladies' shirt. This is a lightweight fabric. This design is a ThinkGeek exclusive. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported.

Please note that the model is wearing a size small.

Sizing Table


SMLXL2X3X
Chest32 in.34 in36 in.38 in.40 in.42 in.
Body Length25 3/4 in.26 1/2 in27 1/4 in.28 in.28 3/4 in.30 in.

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