The Beer Briefcase
A stealthy six-pack
- This metal-look briefcase holds six bottles of your favorite libation
- Bottles are held firm in precision-cut foam inserts
- Combination locks prevent unwanted consumption
Good evening, Mr. Phelps. There are five thirsty people trapped in a boring party. They are all important friends and without your assistance, they will wither and fade from existence (or, at least, be very bored and sad). Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to bring them the libations they desire. Inside The Beer Briefcase, you will find six bottles of liquid happiness. Protect it at all costs, infiltrate the party, and satiate your friends. And the sixth bottle? Well, that's for you - after you've accomplished your mission!
The Beer Briefcase is a metal-look briefcase with combination locks to prevent unwanted drinking. Inside is a piece of foam, cut to accept six bottles of your favorite beverage (with extra foam on the top, to keep those bottles still). You'll look like just a normal person, conducting normal business, as you tote The Beer Briefcase around. No one will ever know they are sixty seconds away from a party. With The Beer Briefcase, the party will always start when you arrive... because you've got the drinks!
- The Beer Briefcase
- Carry six bottles of beer (or any bottled beverage) in this classy silver metal-look briefcase
- Foam cutouts hold six bottles in place (fits standard 12oz bottles, up to approx. 9.5" tall)
- Three-digit combination locks protect your precious cargo from unwanted consumption
- Rubber feet on bottom and one side (for safe beverage removal)
- Materials: Plastic with foam inserts and metal-reinforced corners
- Dimensions: approx. 18" x 12" x 3.5"
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