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StarCraft II Joeyray's Pint Glasses - Set of 4

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  • Set of 4 pint glasses from Joeyray's
  • Perfect for Gritton's Single Malt Whiskey
  • A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive
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Gunpowder. Sweat. Stale beer. Smoke. Broken Dreams. Blood. Whiskey. Blind hatred. These are the acrid smells of Joeyray's, a little known, locals-only pub far off the beaten track in one of Mar Sara's most arid and disreputable districts. Rumoured to be the unofficial headquarters of infamous rebel Jim Raynor's uprising against all things Dominion, Joeyray's stands as a tribute to all those who walk tall in the face of tyranny, all those who oppose "our most beloved leader", A. Mengsk!
- Humbert H. (Liner notes for "Revolution Overdrive: Songs of Liberty")
How'd we get these glasses from Joeyray's on Mar Sara all the way to our warehouse in Earth? We stole them, obviously. Of course, Joeyray probably put them on our tab.  If you know Joeyray's, you can guess they weren't in the best of conditions when they landed, but we've sanitized them and repackaged them into lovely sets of 4, and we think they're safe to drink from now. Well, safer. 

These StarCraft II Joeyray's Pint Glasses each hold 16 oz. of Gritton's Single Malt or whatever beverage you desire, Bourbon Cowboy. We cannot guarantee that one of the glasses in your set has been used by Jim Raynor himself, the bar's most famous patron, but considering his patronage of the fine establishment, the odds are good. Oh, and the packaging says these aren't dishwasher safe. Feel free to ignore that. 

Product Specifications  
  • StarCraft II Joeyray's Pint Glasses
  • Officially-licensed Starcraft II merchandise
  • A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive
  • Set of 4 beverage containers, perfect for Scotty Bolger's Old No. 8 Whiskey, Benson Cognek, Gritton's Single Malt Whiskey, Absinth, or ZROM Rum
  • Capacity: 16 oz.
  • Materials: Glass
  • Dishwasher safe
  • Note: The packaging says they're not dishwasher safe. Ignore that.

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