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Portal 2 Unisex Lounge Pants

Invented at ThinkGeek

Liar, liar, pants on fire

  • A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive
  • Choose Aperture Logo or Turret Graphic
  • Elastic waistband (we've heard there will be cake)

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Liar, liar, pants on fire

Science! Scientific experimentation brought us breakthrough discoveries like penicillin, x-rays, and mantis men. As you know, we're always busy doing science here at Aperture Laboratories, and sometimes the science gets so hot it conflagrates! That's right. You don't have to be a liar to have your pants on fire here at Aperture Labs. We would like to remind everyone that emergency fire blankets and extinguishers are located right next to the eye-wash station in every lab. If there is one. We're renovating many labs and making them better, so your lab might not have emergency equipment at the moment. But when it does, it'll be 10 times more awesome than before. Just you wait. Until then, HR advises that you contain your being-on-fire to non-renovated laboratories. Thanks.

These Portal 2 Unisex Lounge Pants are Aperture-approved. Choose the ones with the Aperture Logo or the Turret Graphic down the leg. Elastic waistband with drawstring allows for excessive consumption, because we've heard there will be cake.

Product Specifications  

  • Portal 2 Unisex Lounge Pants
  • Officially-licensed Portal 2 merchandise
  • A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive
  • Choose Aperture Logo or Turret Graphic
  • Elastic waistband with drawstring
  • Materials: 50% cotton / 50% polyester
  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low heat.
  • Imported

Sizing Table

Waist28-30 in.32-34 in.36-38 in.40-42 in.44-46 in.
Inseam29 3/4 in.30 3/4 in.31 3/4 in.32 3/4 in.33 3/4 in.

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