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Why Not Lobster Hands?

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  • A pair of giant lobster claws for your hands
  • Wear them like gloves (fits most adult hands)
  • Perfect even if you don't live in a dumpster
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Look at you. No exoskeleton. How do you live like that? Did you, too, lose your medical degree in a volcano, but not really? Are you tired of reading questions? Then have we got the lobster claws for you. We call them Why Not Lobster Hands?

Each pair of Why Not Lobster Hands? is made of latex and fits most sizes of adult human hands. We recommend pairing them with a lab coat and whatever pants you can find. Why Not Lobster Hands? aren't good for using to write or type or stuff. But, if you're in a meeting or conversation that you need to exit in a hurry, just click them together while walking sideways and squawking, "Woop woop woop woop!" Problem solved.

Product Specifications  

  • Sometimes you just need to have a pair of lobster claw hands
  • Fits most adult hands
  • Materials: Latex
  • Dimensions: 14.5" long

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