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Aliens Chestburster-in-a-Can

Weyland-Yutani Corporation Approved.

  • Looks just like a Colonial Marines standard ration can - but it's got a surprise!
  • Open the top and out pops a chestburster!
  • Hilarious, especially when exploring infected planets and ships.
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 Aliens Chestburster-in-a-Can

 Aliens Chestburster-in-a-Can

Just picture it: you've been circling a boring sector of space for months on a "routine" USCM patrol mission. The call comes down that in a few days, you'll be escorting a civilian from some space freighter to planet Acheron. The rest of the crew gets excited, and you know it's the perfect time to strike. You replace one of the standard USCM Ration Cans with a Aliens Chestburster-in-a-Can. Then you pee your fatigues in mirth as the new private almost has a heart attack when he opens his dinner ration can only to have a chestburster fly out!

It's very simple, actually. Just like the snakes-in-a-can of old, this Aliens Chestburster-in-a-Can sends a spring-loaded (and totally fake, we think) chestburster out at any poor fool you get to open it. The chestburster is plush with an internal spring, so it won't hurt too much if it accidentally hits them in the face, so it's a great way to haze the new recruit, spice up the officer's mess, and create general havoc in small, dark ships where crew members keep disappearing only to be replaced by bubbling pools of acidic blood and drool. Fun! Aliens Chestburster-in-a-Can--as much fun as you can have without having a real extraterrestrial endoparasitoid gestating in your abdomen!

Aliens Chestburster-in-a-Can

  • Looks like a standard Colonial Marines ration canister but it's bursting with a surprise.
  • Spoiler alert: the surprise is a spring-loaded chestburster.
  • Slightly scaled-down replica of a Xenomorph chestburster and 1:1 scale ration canister.
  • Ration canister does not include rations, nor does it include a cane and a hat (or John Hurt).
  • Officially licensed by 20th Century Fox.
  • Dimensions:
    • Ration Canister: 8.5" tall x 4.25" diameter.
    • Chestburster: approx. 40" long.

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