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Zombie Apocalypse Garden Gnomes

Fall back to the flamingos!

  • Garden gnomes for zombie fans
  • Choose: Survivor Gnome, Zombie Gnome, Evil Gnome, or Rising Gnome
  • Get all of them for epic garden battles!
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Popular culture has us believing that the zombie apocalypse will happen as a result of infectious disease, alien bacteria, or general dark magic, but we've yet to see scientific proof that any such fantastical intervention is powerful enough to affect people. To be honest, the only logical progression for any zombification would have to start small and progress exponentially. Like any disease or dark magic, it would need time to grow and adapt, gain strength and momentum. So what of the little animals?

If Fluffy were to rise out of the small shoebox coffin in the backyard, zombie human deterrents wouldn't be necessary, it'd be maximum overkill. That's why you prepare for the more logically inevitable with Zombie Apocalypse Garden Gnomes. Birds, rodents, Fluffies, Spots, and the occasional raccoon can still spread the infectious zombie disease, but with armed garden gnomes, your yard will be a safe zone.

Product Specifications:

  • Garden Gnomes for the zombie apocalypse
  • Dimensions: Between 9 and 11.4 inches tall
  • Survivor Gnome:
    • Materials: Resin
    • Machine-gun at the ready to defend the living!
  • Zombie Gnome:
    • Materials: Terracotta
    • Wants to eat your brains!
  • Evil Gnome:
    • Materials: Resin
    • Reaching out to get you!
  • Rising Gnome:
    • Materials: Resin
    • Half-buried, rises to kill!

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