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Periodic BaBY Bodysuit

New Kid on the Block

It's chemistry that creates babies in more ways than one. Right, so, not these chemical elements, specifically. Which is probably for the best.

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New Kid on the Block

You know how processed food today has a half a dozen recognizable ingredients on the label and then the ubiquitous "artificial flavoring." So what makes up babies? We always heard it was slugs, snails, puppy-dog tails, sugar, spice, and "everything nice." Which is apparently the nursery rhyme equivalent of "artificial flavoring." But we here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ have determined what makes up "everything nice:" some barium, boron, and yttrium. Which means babies are silvery and rarely found in nature.

Periodic baby blocks that spell out BaBY on a royal blue, 5 oz., 100%-combed, ringspun cotton. Short sleeves with lap shoulders. Reinforced three-snap closure.

*This product is imported.