"Cowabunga" is not beneath us.

  • 16 oz. pint glasses
  • Each one is a distinct TMNT
  • ThinkGeek Exclusive
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"Cowabunga" is not beneath us.

To be birthed with the name of one of history's greatest artists is to be given the highest standard of calling. To wake in this universe with a destiny within grasp, a stepping stool to elevate you above the rest as the first breath fills your prodigious lungs. We were brothers from birth that were all given such a chance, such a purpose. What we do, we are, is nothing short of artistic. Defending our brethren is kneeling to divinity and accepting what it has bestowed with our broad, sturdy shoulders. We are minimalists. We believe our names define us and our acts further exemplify those archetypes.

We bear the colors. The bands upon our heads and the weapons in our hands are representative of the artistic qualities our historic counterparts exuded within their purposeful brush strokes, contoured clays, and written elocutions. We are artists by birthright and each color is a spectrum of the rainbow through which we perform our fateful dance with self-expression.

Product Specifications

  • 4 pint glasses, each distinctively representing a TMNT
  • 4 Glass 16 oz. Pint Glasses
  • ThinkGeek exclusive
  • Officially licensed TMNT glassware
  • Hand wash and do not microwave

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