Beam us all up

It's the not-so-distant future, and your ship is under attack. The fate of the Federation is up to your crew, and you need a leader. Which captain do you want in command? Kirk or Picard? Janeway or Sisko? Even... Archer?

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Beam us all up

It's the question that's puzzled nerds and started Bat'leth fights at conventions across the quadrant for decades. Who is your favorite Star Trek captain? Is it the brash and charismatic Kirk? The intellectual Picard? The baseball-loving emissary-of-the-prophets, Benjamin Sisko? The reckless Archer, or the stern Janeway? It's okay to pick a side; after all, there's no wrong answer... is there?

Black, 100% cotton crew tee with pixel art design.

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