Grow some curls

  • Hairy feet, coming right up!
  • Toe socks with Hobbit hair
  • One size fits most adults
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Grow some curls

If you're a Hobbit, you're accustomed to walking around The Shire barefoot, letting the grass tickle your toe-hairs. Since the Shire is so clean and well-manicured, there's no fear of stepping on something unpleasant on your way to elevensies at Bag End.

If you yearn to live amongst the Hobbits, you'll have to start by growing some hair on your feet. Yes, even if you're a girl. (Use some conditioner on it and it'll be nice and silky!) Don't want to grow foot hair but still want to try to pass yourself off as one of the Shirelings? Slip on these fantastic toe socks and you'll do just fine.

Product Specifications

  • Toe socks that give you hairy feet
  • Brown hair curls knit into the top of the foot
  • Materials: 85% cotton, 10% nylon, 5% elasthane
  • Size: One size fits most adults

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