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Brain Candle

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Why be normal, Abby?

  • Hand-sculpted brain candle suspended in gel wax
  • Unscented, since we don't know what brains smell like
  • Abby Normal mood lighting for a roll, roll, roll in the hay

If you're hanging out with the likes of us, you're far from normal. You probably have a creature in your basement, just waiting to be animated by the next thunderstorm. Or perhaps you are the creature in the basement...

This hand-sculpted brain candle is suspended in gel wax, so it looks just like a laboratory specimen. Thankfully, it doesn't smell like formaldehyde. Actually, it doesn't smell like anything since we couldn't agree on what brains should smell like. Pop off the lid, light it up, and your mad science laboratory or evil wizard lair will be ablaze with neurotic brilliance.

Product Specifications

  • Why be normal, Abby? Have a brain candle!
  • Hand-sculpted brain candle suspended in gel wax
  • Scent: Unscented (what do brains smell like anyway?)
  • Dimensions (jar): 4" x 4"

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