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Come To The Dark Side We Have Bacon

Luke, it isn't kosher.

Hungry are you? What know you of hunger? A Jedi must have the deepest control of appetite. Sugars. Hmm. Bacon. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. A Jedi's strength flows from the Force, but beware of the Dark Side, bacon they have.

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Luke, it isn't kosher.

It is a well-known fact, the reason there is a light and dark side is because Jedi are vegetarians. The Force is actually a dietary plan that evolved into a lifestyle back in the early days of the Galactic Federation. When some of these "Dark Siders" decided that they couldn't live without bacon, they began using the Force a different way, an "evil" way as the Jedi put it. Now, the only reason the Dark side is remotely tempting is because they have bacon; a mighty temptation indeed.

100% cotton red colored t-shirt with Darth Vader and Come to the dark side, we have bacon printed in the front.

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