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"Hyperion asks, 'What good is a gun that doesn't shoot where you point?' Get a gun that's as accurate as you are!" - Marcus Kincaid

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Best in the biz

There are many weapons in this world, but only the best have what it takes to bear the Hyperion insignia. Every gun that leaves our facility has been tested by multiple independent inspectors and is guaranteed to meet our impossibly high standards. All Hyperion guns are meticulously calibrated by our technicians and certified to levels of accuracy never before seen in the industry. Whether you're a professional marksman or simply someone who appreciates a finely-crafted piece of machinery, you can't go wrong with a Hyperion. Financing is available to those who qualify.
- Hyperion sales pitch, Official Borderlands Guide

Financing is not available for this t-shirt (even if you would qualify!) because it's a t-shirt and it costs significantly less than say, a repeater pistol or rocket launcher. We'd sell those except we're having some issues with the customs agents on Pandora.

Hyperion logo in gold on a charcoal gray 90% cotton and 10% polyester t-shirt.

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