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Octopus Cardigan

For humans

No, no, not a cardigan FOR an octopus. This one only has two arms, so it's for a human. Of course, if you knew a cold octopus, this could warm two of its limbs.

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For humans

What would you do with eight arms? At first, we thought, "FOUR LAPTOPS!" Then we realized that we still only had one pair of eyes. Now we're thinking two laptops, an iPod, some knitting, and one arm left for scratching any itches that arise. (Ever notice how you always get itchy whenever your hands are full or nail polish is drying? Pesky!)

This Octopus Cardigan is for two-armed lifeforms, specifically humanoid. It is 100% cotton black colored cardigan with green Octopus design. See the chart below to select your size.

S M L XL
Chest 34 in. 36 in. 38 in. 41 in.
Length 16 in. 16 1/4 in. 16 1/2 in. 16 3/4 in.