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Portal 2 Aperture Test Subject Track Jacket

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  • Premium Track Jacket for test subjects only
  • Comfy orange fleece with white details
  • Available in sizes S - 3X
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The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance, the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it.

We gathered all of the engineers with medical degrees in fashion from France and had them come up with the most stylish track jacket they could make from a combination of the remains of jumpsuits that were partially emancipated from their original test subjects. Don't worry, though, we totally cleaned them with Propulsion Gel, which made them both speedy and covered up any stains with orangey goodness.

The Aperture Track Jacket is for designated test subjects only. Wearing this jacket if you have never engaged in testing will result in acute renal failure. It's bright jumpsuit orange with snappy white details and features the Aperture logo on the back and embroidered over the pocket in the front. It's perfect for colder testing environments or doing some cardio to prepare for the inevitable day when GLaDOS adds zombies in the tests.

Product Specifications

  • Premium Track Jacket for test subjects only
  • Orange with white details, including:
    • White zippers with Portal 2 stamped zipper pulls
    • White Aperture logo above pocket
    • White Aperture Science symbol on back
    • Front pockets plus breast pocket with zipper
  • Officially licensed Portal 2 apparel
  • Materials: 100% polyester fleece
  • Yes, it's machine washable! Wash cold, Tumble dry low.

These unisex jackets run a little small. So, if you are between sizes, please choose the bigger size.

S M L XL 2X 3X
Chest 37 in. 40 in. 43 in. 46 in. 49 in. 52 in.
Sleeve Length
33 in. 34 in. 36 in. 38 in. 40 in. 42 in.